Hmm...Reno. I think you experienced a whole different Reno than I did when there was a convention there! It was awful! TRULY AWFUL! As the van from the airport pulled up to my hotel, the first thing I saw was a plaster mini statue of Michaelangelo's David WITH A FIG LEAF! Now, the Puritans were a tiny group when they came to this country--how the fuck did they get so much influence?? When I saw that, I knew I was in trouble. (And I won't get into the fact that the real David is uncircumcised because clearly, only Jews were back then, and I doubt Michaelangelo ever saw a Jewish schlong, so David is probably the only Jewish man who is uncut.)
But Reno! AKKK! Every single restaurant was on the perimeter of some giant casino filled with flashing lights, so going to eat meant walking through a giant psychedelic strobing Christmas tree--with loud noises. Did I mention that I'm epileptic?
But it's a small Vegas-wannabe. Bleck!. (sorry to all the nice people who live in the "human" parts of Reno.)
Gin for the citrus fizzy waters, rum for the coconut ones.
You get it.
Just be careful when you start the Straylight Run. He can be tricksie, the Mute, 'an he play a mighty dub.
Did the Straylight Run in Vegas. BABYLON, mon.
Hmm...Reno. I think you experienced a whole different Reno than I did when there was a convention there! It was awful! TRULY AWFUL! As the van from the airport pulled up to my hotel, the first thing I saw was a plaster mini statue of Michaelangelo's David WITH A FIG LEAF! Now, the Puritans were a tiny group when they came to this country--how the fuck did they get so much influence?? When I saw that, I knew I was in trouble. (And I won't get into the fact that the real David is uncircumcised because clearly, only Jews were back then, and I doubt Michaelangelo ever saw a Jewish schlong, so David is probably the only Jewish man who is uncut.)
But Reno! AKKK! Every single restaurant was on the perimeter of some giant casino filled with flashing lights, so going to eat meant walking through a giant psychedelic strobing Christmas tree--with loud noises. Did I mention that I'm epileptic?
But it's a small Vegas-wannabe. Bleck!. (sorry to all the nice people who live in the "human" parts of Reno.)